Name That Team!

As a Brit I have no knowledge of American "football".  I obviously snort in delighted derision at the ridiculous amount of padding employed, comparing US players to their rugby counterparts back in Blighty who play the game with no such affectation and have the broken shards of bone to prove it.  While watching another interminable  stop-start-stop-start-stop-start New York Giants game yesterday,  TCB tested me on US sports teams.  He named the city and I had to name the team.  I found this game easy:


The Boston Stranglers
The Alabama Lynchings
The Dallas Shoulderpads
The Tennessee Williams
The Miama Vice
The Chicago Pizzas
The LA Race Riots
The Houston We-Have-A-Problems